No....I don't wanna do "frandship" with you.....

Dear Mr "FRANDSHIP"

I noticed your friend request on my Facebook account a week ago. Your profile picture seemed very familiar. Of course it would be, It was some old "tere naam" Salman khan picture.It scared me (just like the movie) .I assume you are aggressive and persistent just like Salman was in the movie. I had to ignore your request pertaining to the fact that I "DO NOT"  add strangers to my Facebook profile. I thought the story ends there,but as i said you indeed are very persistent and patient. A day later I again receive a friend request from you. This time i noticed that you had changed your profile picture to tom cruise from MI2. I guess you are under an impression that girls love Hollywood actors more.Maybe, but if it was an attempt to impress me and get me to accept your request, heartfelt apologies sir, but that was so not happening.I deny the request yet again.
You seem to be a firm believer of the phrase "third time lucky"
Two days later, You send in a request again.This time its your own picture.Bangs(longer than mine), cool shades,, an orange shirt (too bright) and black jeans..and not to mention the huge buckle belt....which failed in its attempt to hide your protruding belly... I respect your decision to disclose your real ,"gorgeous " self to me, but sir...I didn't quite know you...So you know what I did....The same old story...
But trust me Sir...in the past one week,.,,,The sfact that I have known about you...(apart from your "gorgeous" appearance) is that you are one patient guy who would never give up.You send in a request yet again. No change in the profile picture(OMG!!) But a message

"YOU ARE SO CUTEI, WHY DON'T U AECPT MY FRANDSHIP REQUEST?"

and This sir is what has compelled me to write in to you.

I appreciate your efforts and admire your patience and persistence...

But the bottom line is still the same...

I do not know you

And I so .don't wanna do "FRANDHSIP" with you

but keep your search going...

you would soon find a   new  "CUTEI" to send friend requests to.

:D